My dearest whales and whalettes, back when I was but a wee little Hunter Sparta, my father would give me G.I. Joes to show me the beautiful arts of combat. I would entertain myself with vicious battles that would tear them limb from limb and later on enjoy the spoils of war with my sisters arbies. My memory seems distant of this so long ago with G.I. Joe some memories came back others stayed way buried where they belong.
With the first G.I. Joe movie being the catastrophe that it was, the most skeptical of skepticisms invaded me once I sat There are ninja fights though, that was cool. to witness the next possible train wreck. Wait a second my brothers and sisters… is that The ROCK? This already seems like an improvement. Upon watching the shootout and apparent death stricken Duke, I GLORIOUSLY say this is an EPIC improvement to the previous title. Now, far away from being a solid good, this movie at least gives more action and decent acting ut like my childhood memories of my G.I. Joes, the presence of Bruce Willis and The ROCK weren’t enough to merit a solid stay down memory lane as I almost completely forgot the rest of the movie except for the two previously mentioned favorite actors.
Being a fan of Bruce Willis, The ROCK and G.I. Joe, I cannot complain with what I got. Tons of characters we came to love when we were small, savage creatures on the big screen with a big budget. I don’t know about you whales, but my thirst for action was quenched I give this movie 3 and a half shields out of 5. With that I take my leave. Is it just me or is The Rock turning into The Hulk? This is Dr. Sparta, recommending paying a visit to your min, for childhood memories are the foundation to your personality in the future. That is truly where GLORY is remembered best!