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By. Dr.Sparta
My brothers and sisters I have
been treated with low budget gold! It’s a wonder that caught me off guard. It’s
a tale of delightfulness and cheesy, cheap fun! You see, normally I witness
some of the weirdest, awkward, boring, and sometimes wrong films. Some bring
excitement, others shame. Some bring EPIC GLORY, while others leave a
disastrous aftertaste. This one would leave a horrible aftertaste, as it offers
all the right ingredients for a horribly bad experience. Oh, was I too soon to
judge this masterpiece? If tales of people that can carry a film singlehandedly
are true, this one is it. The tale of how Terminal Invasion was saved by one
man and one man alone…BRUCE CAMPBELL.
At first it was just a typical
low budget mess. My eyes were practically begging to be closed shut, away from
the mess of cheap effects and poor acting, but then, whales and whalettes,
Bruce came out and owned every second on air. I’m unsure in regards to the plot
of this film, but apparently it’s about some foolish aliens attempting to kill
Bruce and not friends. Who are we kidding; Bruce Campbell can take them easily.
One thing to be aware of in this film: beware of vending machines…
If you are a fan of Sci-Fi films
and of Bruce Campbell, experience this with open arms. If you do not enjoy the
presence of a real MAN, sit it out and go watch my little pony. With that I
take my leave whales. I shall commence rating from now on to explain movies
that attempt to confuse my GLORY. I give this movie 3 out of 5 Shields, most
given the Bruce ability to enhance any scene with smooth hilarious commentary.
This is Dr. Sparta’s 1 out of 1 recommending any Bruce Campbell related media
for any boredom or witty smooth one liner related problems.
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