Wednesday, January 22, 2014

Netflix Addiction

by Dr. Sparta

Expedition Netflix!

People, truly my life now feels complete. Netflix now possesses a good kind of relic that you HAVE to indulge in. You see, back in the 90s, there were two little shows called Hercules: The Legendary Journeys and Xena: Warrior Princess. Both shows captivated audiences with epic and over the top episodes that spurred every type of emotion. Smiles, tears, and anger; the feels were definitely felt. 

If that weren’t enough, you’d experience mythology’s greatest moments like the Hercules vs. The HYDRA, The Trojan Horse, and what could be the greatest one of all…The appearance of Autolycus, played by none other than the man who would surely seduce women, maybe even the manliest of men, with his smoothness and chin of steel…BRUCE CAMPBELL! So please, if you love your eyes and your good times give this show a try, just don’t get angry when it has taken over your entire life. This is Dr. Sparta giving you a prescription FOR THE GLORY!